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Posts Tagged ‘NSFW’

(Motör)Headgirl(school)

November 27th, 2007 by *--*

After our leader Pie told us that Ochblog is gaining a lot of traffic lately, our techies released some inside info about the traffic on ochblog. And behold: One of the most searched terms on Ochblog, besides sex related stuff and Vanessa Paradis, was Lemmy. Oh well that touched me people! I’ve been posting some Motörhead and Hawkwind so I want to thank you for the support. Next thing you know:

Comrade Maks was on his usual roll again today. He found this post on a, to me, unknown music blog. (Nice blog if you ask me) Unfortunately the tracks are dead links in that post.

We can fix that! Since all the info about this excellent collaboration between Motörhead & Girlschool can be found in the 1000 aspirines post we commence to the ‘go-get-that-shit’ part:

Pirate Bay

(and don’t give me any of that monkeyball talk goddammit!)

Get the Helpdesk laid

July 7th, 2007 by Chocotoffert

hey give me the porn!

You would think that if you’re a geek on a helpdesk, that you wouldn’t ever needed to fap on your customers holiday pictures, because you would know how to download a torrent or something. Its just too plain wrong to be true.

Well guess what.. [no wonder Geeksquad did find this porn too]

Shake Hands With Danger

June 12th, 2007 by *--*

shake hands with danger

If you liked “Stapelfahrer Klaus“, you’ll probably also like “Shake Hands With Danger“. An amazingly scored safety instruction film from the early seventies made for people working with heavy machinery. The music in the movie is made specifically for this production and is enormously funny. The song is sung by a Johnny Cash-soundalike calling himself ‘three finger joe’. He also seems to be the narrator of the film….

(via: BoingBoing)

Japanese Dude where is my Uniform?

June 7th, 2007 by Vinnie

Japanese dudeWhen an assistant police inspector in Kagoshima looked out and saw what looked like a Japanese schoolgirl, sailor uniform and all, trying to steal his wife’s underwear, no doubt he knew right away that something just wasn’t quite right. The off-duty cop was out the door in a flash in hot pursuit of the thief, who he collared after a short foot chase.

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ochblog revolution

April 28th, 2007 by Betsy

Since che is not available and fidel is outta town, i urge you to stay put and stay indoors ’cause ochrevolution has started. Pie is no longer our supreme leader, he is persona non grata, enemy of ochstate and public enemy no. 1.

Anybody associated with Pie and/or any of his relatives/friends/family will feel the wrath of ochmembers and ocheditors as from now on.

we will keep you posted.

Let’s talk about viginas

April 19th, 2007 by Vinnie

vagiana
PE-Nus Power VirGINA POWER

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Everybody Fap Now!

April 4th, 2007 by Joid

wowOf course there are DJ’s in all sorts and measures. I don’t have to tell you that. But whoever entered the clubs the later years could have encounterd the phenomenon of the female DJ. I’m not going to make any judgement about the musical capabilities of female DJ’s or even about the way how female DJ’s try to hide that. I’m just giving here an overview about what the vinylbabes have to offer here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Luckly there are also DJ’s who don’t fall for these things, although asking for a HOYK could bring in a doubt.

Who is your favorite female DJ?

Becum Also A Poet

March 4th, 2007 by Joid

She spent all evening
making up her pretty face
for him to enjoy
(nsfw)

F.F.F.F.F…

March 2nd, 2007 by Chocotoffert

departed

Het Slechtste van Bert en Ernie

January 18th, 2007 by Joid

Hoei!We all know that Ernie once in a while has some problems with sleeping. Sometimes its so bad that even counting sheeps, drinking a glass of water (”What have I a thirst!”) or singing “O Sole Mio” doesn’t even help.

T’yes and then? What do friends do when they cannot sleep?