Zoals alle 0chers beseffen, ontsnappen ook vagina’s niet aan de verjongings- en verfraaiingstrend. Eerst waren er de verschillende manieren om schaamhaar te scheren, dan volgde de operatie die de vagina strakker maakt, en nu is er de haarverf die de vagina terug die ‘frisse roze kleur’ moet geven. “My new pink button” heet de verf die in vier tinten komt. De Marilyn (licht, voor beginners), de Bettie (zoals de lipstick op chique evenementen), de Audrey (Bourgondisch roze voor de vrouw die durft) en de Ginger (voor gekleurde vrouwen). De Nina meldt het, dus dan moet het waar zijn. Het oordeel van het 0chblog-panel: ook je varken frist er lekker van op (hoaxerdehoax dus).

Jeremy (The Perminator) Clarkson raps about the difference between American and Japanese cars:
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Welcome to hell

VBS travels to West Africa to rummage through the messy remains of a country ravaged by 14(!) years of civil war. Despite the United Nation’s eventual intervention, most of Liberia’s young people continue to live in abject poverty, surrounded by filth, drug addiction, and teenage prostitution. The former child soldiers who were forced into war have been left to fend for themselves, the murderous warlords who once led them in cannibalistic rampages have taken up as so-called community leaders, and new militias are lying in wait for the opportunity to reclaim their country from a government they rightly mistrust. America’s one and only foray into African colonialism is keeping a very uneasy peace indeed. In Part 1, Vice’s own Shane Smith provides a brief history lesson and some essential context for understanding what caused Liberia’s civil war and how things got so bad. Liberia was originally planned and founded as a homeland for former slaves back in 1821. But fast forward a bunch of years and a military coup and you find the First Liberian Civil War in 1989: yet another third-world regime change in which the US-backed opposition, led by Charles Taylor, overthrows a government unfriendly to US interests. Once in power, Taylor’s corrupt, dysfunctional government quickly finds itself under attack by local warlords, leading to the Second Liberian Civil War ten years later. From there things go from bad to total shit.