Torrent Guide

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Bittorrent. Not familliar with it ? Keep reading!

Ochblogger “Mikhail(Formerly known as Kabouter)” brings you the guide to quickly get those music and video’s we offer you when we supply a torrent link.

It ain’t really important to tell you who made Bittorrent, only telling you how this works.
That’s right! A step-by-step guide. Only necessary things are explained here.

Steps:
Section 1 : Get a torrentclient.
Section 2 : Download a .torrent file.
Section 3 : get the torrent working using Utorrent.
Section 4 : While downloading.
Section 5 : Tips & Tricks and little FAQ.
Section 6 : Dictionary & Links.

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Section 1 : Get a torrentclient.
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It’s difficult to say which client is better, but at the moment I use Utorrent wich is very small in size ( about 108 KB )
Download it here(Link removed), and open it. Utorrent is a client wich can be used to download your files. When you download a torrent (explained later), you can open it with Utorrent.

Since BitTorrent Inc took over Utorrent(Or joined forces.. yeye) and becomes a commercial aspect, wich many not appreciate, i don’t wanna recommend people using Utorrent. Always been a fine program, and some people can’t stand the money offered to sell their creation after all the good things they’ve done.

Bye Utorrent! traitor…

Other Clients you can use :

(Via)
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Screenshot of Utorrent 1.2.2

As you can see, the upper field appears to be empty. (duhh)
Keep your torrentclient of choice open and continue reading.

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Section 2 : Download a .torrent file.
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A quick note to the readers.. A torrentclient is not the same as a torrent. The torrent is a tiny file with the extension “.torrent” wich includes trackerdata to connect you to the right peers and seeders who are downloading / seeding the file you want. Let’s look for a torrent we can download to try our Utorrent client.

Click here to download a torrent at Torrentspy.com

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Click on the “Download Torrent” button to start the download and save the file on your hard disk.

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Section 3 : get the torrent working using Utorrent Halite.
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Let`s browse to the folder containing the torrent of “Betty Wright-Golden classics.”

manual3
Screenshot of the map containing the .torrent file.

Click File, Add Torrent and look for the “Betty Wright torrent” wich you have downloaded from Torrentspy.

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The torrent “Betty Wright” is loaded into Utorrent

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Section 4 : While downloading
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“Fucking leechers!”
You probably heard this before, but you don’t know what it means ?
Leechers are people who have finished downloading a torrent, but don’t the seed file. (uploading) Once they are done downloading, they remove the task. Mostly they don’t like uploading cause their bandwith is low, their grandma died, whatever fucking reason is. Die-hard Torrent users don’t like Leechers.. Fortunatly torrentsites can track down your ratio, wich is really handy against those leechers. People who share (Seeding/uploading) alot, can get more seeders than people who are leeching. If you share alot, or keep seeding the files till you have a +2 ratio, you can also download faster. That’s what the tracker is all doing. Leechers mostly get banned when their total ratio is below 0.5 for a few weeks.. (Or days.) Finally we can punish those fuckers.

Long live Bittorrent!

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Section 5 : Tips & Tricks and little FAQ
———————————————————————–

Improve your download speed.
If you look for torrents on torrentspy.com or demonoid, always check how many seeders / peers the torrent has. If the file has 20 seeders and 600 peers, you better look for another torrent wich has less peers. a little calculation will help you choose the best torrent.

Total of seeders x 5 = (something)

If (something) is equal or less if you look at the total peers, then you should have a high change of getting high download speed. Also remember that it’s better to register to torrentspy or demonoid (Signup currently closed, we can send you an invite if you want to become a member, Sorry, we don’t have any invites left..) wich results in more seeders. Also remember.. The more you share / upload, the higher your total ratio. People who have a high ratio, also get more seeders, wich results in higher download speed. Ofcourse you don’t have to seed a file forever! Take a look at the next screenshot.

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Screenshot from stats in Utorrent wich has a ratio of 0.00, cause I just started the download.

it can take a while before the download really starts, cause Utorrent is checking total of seeders, peers and trackerstatus.
After a while the download slowly begins to start, first lowspeed, cause you didn’t upload anything of the file. While you are downloading, you also upload. Don’t try to limit your upload speed to 5 kbps or 1 kbps. The more you share , the more you get! (Results in higher download speed.)

That’s what torrenting is all about!

When you’re ratio of the file is about 2.0 , you may stop seeding or continue seeding. Again, keep in mind : The more you share, the more you get.. Don’t be a leecher!

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Section 6 : Dictionary & Links:
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Seeder(s) :

Uploaders.. Nice people who offer you the file. They expect that you come to join their seedgroup. So keep seeding (uploading) via your favorite torrentclient!

Peer(s) :

People who are downloading the file , who didn’t completed the download. Once they have finished the download, they can join the happy seeders group.

Leechers :

Very bad people.. When you see one, kill it. Only download files and don’t seed it to anyone. Also they have limited their upload speed to max 1 kbps.

Torrent sites :

Utorrent bittorrent Client Homebase
Torrentspy
Demonoid (members only)
PureTNA (P0rn)
Empornium (P0rn)

And rember kids:

Get Demonoid

That’s it! Download the shit we offer you!

Any questions ? Post a comment.

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Update 03/01/2007:

Demonoid registry is open on Fridays. So don’t fucking bother us, right?!

Update 02/08/2007: Read these fine articles about software that can get you into closed bittorrent sites… SO STOP BEGGING!

397 w00ts to “Torrent Guide”

  1. Gertie


    Thanks!!! Vraag. Om ervoor te zorgen dat ik geen ‘leecher’ wordt, moeten er bepaalde poorten open in een vuurmuur?

    Gertie

  2. Goodie2Shoes


    bij utorrent moet je 32459 open zetten ( daar staat ie standaard op )

  3. Goodie2Shoes


    en bij azureus moet 6881 open ( TCP en UDP – dit geld ook voor die andere poort van utorrent )

  4. JayJay


    Als ik nou die gedownloade zooi in een andere map zet, dan share ik het niet meer? Dus dan ben ik altijd leecher? Of niet? Want ik upload wel tijdens het downloaden? Of moet ik dan gewoon wachten met verplaatsen tot m’n ratio boven de 1.0 is?

  5. Betsy


    nee je moet gewoon xbt als client nemen, dan wordt je leech/seed activiteit niet geregistreerd.

  6. JayJay


    Invite voor demonoid?

  7. sacamano


    Weet Kabouter misschien of uTorrent compatibel is met de demonoid ratio bijhouder? Of iemand anders natuurlijk!

    Met breezah-groet,

    sacamano

  8. plagio


    Nice tutorial. Can I ask for an invite for demonid please ? That would be really appreciated

  9. Betsy


    sure, where should we send it?

    or mail betsybloos@gmail.com

  10. Braad Spitt


    @sacamano: bij mij werkt de demonoid counter voor geen meter met µtorrent. Heel af en toe registreert ie wat.. het was leuk toen m’n ratio 10 was, maar nu heeft ie besloten dat m’n ratio 0.60 is en nu vind ik het minder, want nu lijkt het of ik een fukkin leech ben (in werkelijkheid probeer ik m’n ratio zo rond de 1.5 te houden).
    De tellers van andere sites (PureTnA, Empornium) doen het wel probleemloos.

    Trouwens, ik kies steeds de http-tracker.. moet ik die andere gebruiken om de teller wel goed te laten lopen? wie-o-wie?

  11. Choco


  12. Uber Heerser


  13. Rams


    hij draait lekker 31 seeders, 25 leechers – 56 total

  14. Hime


    suhimekasen [ at ] yahoo [ dot ] com

    Please may I have a demonid invite? I also sent an e-mail but I’ll post here just incase it gets lost in the spam bin or something! Thank you.

  15. Andre Ritchie


    Looking for a demonoid invite please.

  16. Rams


    demonoid.com/account...

    pass:deQg1Cwg8O

    Here you go !

  17. R3n3


  18. dhilip


    Looking for a demonoid invite please.

  19. dhilip


    iam eagarly awaiting for demonoid invite pls help me

  20. Goodie2Shoes


    @dhilip, here you go:

    url: demonoid.com/account...
    code: D7B4SP55Ul

    happy torrenting.

  21. PapirKutya


    I am eagarly awaiting for Demonoid invite.

    Please help me!

    Thanks

  22. Betsy


    @papierenkutje, mail me and you’ll get one, kee

    betsybloos@gmail.com

  23. gast!


    [i] Give your friend one of the following codes, and tell him/her to sign up from this page:[/i]
    demonoid.com/account...
    224vUL1P99

    [i]Note: Invites not used within a week of creation will be deleted[/i]

    There you go, and don’t behave like a fuckin leech, hear me!

  24. gast!


    don’t answer the mail, Bets ;)

  25. Betsy


    gast, je bent gewoon te aardig, moet je afleren joh ;-)

  26. Betsy


    LOL

  27. gast!


    Ok,

    @ PapirKutya
    Don’t use my invite! it contains a wormvirus. Sry!

  28. Betsy


    lintwormvirus no doubt

  29. Sifco


    Oh my god! Wat een triestheid!

  30. gast!


    stfu naab

  31. Adam


    can someone please email me a demoniod invite. thanks

  32. Goodie2Shoes


    it would help if you left us your email, dude.

  33. gast!


    Hehe :D (dude means moron in Dutch, Adam;)

  34. Vinnie


    euh @Goodie & gast, check admin – manage – comments – Adam. He left his e-mailaddress :-)

  35. Goodie2Shoes


    lol!

  36. Goodie2Shoes


    dus we moeten eerst helemaal het systeem in, goedver – da’s teveel werk, die adam kan doodvallen met z’n invite ;-)

  37. Vinnie


    lol

  38. gast!


    :)

  39. Mikhail (ff de inlog kwijt)


    STERF!!!

    Zoek je invite maar ergens anders op het internet! De aanbieding is allang verlopen :P

  40. phuzer


    Need an invitation, please send it to ricardouc318@hotmail.com
    thankz

  41. mika


    please please please send me a demonoid invite?
    please please please.

    thank you :>

  42. Joid


    Listen very carefully Mika; at the end of this comment it will appear for 5 minutes out of your kitchensink. Grab it quickly!

  43. Joid


    Run Mika! Run!

  44. Betsy


    To invite someone to the site, give him/her one of the following invitation codes, and the account registration address:
    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    1015v4tza1

    run !!

  45. gast!


    too late, I grabbed it :)

  46. Betsy


    To invite someone to the site, give him/her one of the following invitation codes, and the account registration address:
    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    mpzvvtu1vjf

    hopla!!

  47. gast!


    pwnd @ Betsy

  48. Jath


    Demonoid invite NE1? I’m tired of only finding what I want on there & nowhere else!

  49. bluemonq


    Same here; I’ve been searching for a lot of foreign film lately and the ones that I’m looking for only happen to be thriving on Demonoid. Can I have an invite, pretty please?

  50. Sifco


    Fucking leechers!

  51. Jesuispie


    go to:

    Demonoid.com/registe...

    use:

    xncuqq3ehb9

    or:

    krqtws3v6

    or:

    85e1v6z9uf

  52. Jesuispie


    Let my people go Sifco!

  53. Sifco


    LOL.. pie, do you have a beard yet? ;)

  54. bluemonq


    ‘scuse me sifco, but not all of us want to be leechers. My school sets a 5gb transfer (both ways total!) limit per week; however i still make it a point to get at the very least up to a 1:1 ratio for anything i torrent.

    Thanks jesuispie!

  55. Ted


    I want to trade invites, i have DEMONOID.

    libogski3@yahoo.com

  56. Betsy


    good for you :-)

  57. Nodog


    LOL

  58. Amazone


    and this how we want world domination?! lol!

  59. sebastian


    Hi!! i really need a invitation code for demonoid……. is the only place where i could find millennium´s 3rd season!!
    well hope some one can help me…………im from argentina!
    tks!

  60. gast!


    To invite someone to the site, give him/her one of the following invitation codes, and the account registration address:
    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    d2xvrdrn

    there you go sebastian.

    Don’t forget to seed!

  61. Ch4v3s


    Hi! :D
    Can someone invite me for demonoid?
    I really appreciate…
    TIA! :)

  62. Ch4v3s


    Don’t need anymore… Thx :)

  63. sebastian


    hey!!! why u stole my invitation…….i tryied and its in use…..fuck

  64. Ch4v3s


    OK… OK… I’m sorry sebastian…

    But i’m a nice guy… Lol… There we go…

    bufv418xk

    Cya…

  65. sebastian


    jjejeej well at least ur a nice guy jjejeje….. u got it first….. jeej i couldnt believe it…. i was kinda ANGRY….. jeje
    well know lets enjoy demonoid
    thks

  66. gast!


    There is a chat option in Demonoid.

    Good luck with it.

  67. lostseraph


    sniifff can you send me an invitation code ? desesperatly looking for for months
    thx a lot
    S

  68. Sifco


    sniff? we don’t help addicts!

  69. Joid


    or are you sniffing on your finger?

  70. quikava04


    hey y’all can someone please email me a demonoid invite?? (quikava04ster@gmail.com) thx a bunch!

  71. Jesuispie


    @ lostseraph

    To invite someone to the site, give him/her one of the following invitation codes, and the account registration address:
    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    qn0pb5m6

    @ quikava04
    Check your mail (in 5 minutes…)

  72. aristokrat


    Can I get a little demonoid invite loving, as well? risto18@gmail.com

  73. Joid


    MMMMM, bend over darling!!

    To invite someone to the site, give him/her one of the following invitation codes, and the account registration address:
    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    fxhqaam2

  74. Mikhail


    Demonoid.com/registe... Invitation code list:

    3smfhoy4psv
    m6zswpwiyzay
    qsy5jrgsj
    9znm1wpf
    69ez2u0br

    Please suck my balls virtually

  75. Saint


    how can i get an invite to demonoid.com/ .. please email me one if u got it ….

    THX

  76. Saint


    sorry the email address is saint404@yahoo.com

  77. Data&Alices'


    could someone pleeze spread the cheeze in the form of a demonoid invite…tp30st@hotmail.com

    Muchos GrabAss

  78. Data&Alices'


    i’m sure you can figure it out but the e-mail is just tp30st@hotmail.com

  79. Dan Plowe


    It would be gratly apreciated if I could get an invite to demonoid.com/

    … please email me one if you can plowester@gmail.com

    Cool Biz

  80. ginny


    would it be possible for someone to email me an invite for demonoid? i would really appreciate it. thanks.

  81. ginny


  82. marcus


    I really need an invite so I can watch this one series I been dieing to see so…. could someone help me pls :)

    mail: marcus3708@msn.com

  83. gast!


    First: it is dying, not dieing.
    Second: Don’t post your e-mail on any forum, you’ll get spam.
    Third: we are out of invites. Sorry.

  84. gast!


    Last but not least: I don’t like you.

  85. kevin


    kevin.j.gould@gmail.com

    Please send invite to demonoid

    Thanks

  86. gast!


    @kevin
    [i]Third: we are out of invites. Sorry.[/i]

    What did you NOT understand about that?

  87. marcus


    u dont like me ….. thats nice to know but thx anyways

  88. Arlekin


    Is it possible to get a Demonoid invitation?

    I found legendary “Pet Sounds” album in HCDC format.

    Thanks!

  89. lostseraph


    Hi , need an invite code , i can upload asians torrent from thailand on demonoid quality choice , ifyou can send me an invite , pls send by email only
    thx
    lostseraph7(at)gmail(dot)com

    thx thx

  90. m4teos


    I need an invite code to demonoid,
    please, send me:
    m4teos@poczta.fm

    thanks

  91. AmandaXPanda


    hey… i would also like to recieve a demonoid invite… i have Gmail invites too so if anyone would like to trade just email me at amandaXpanda@gmail.com

  92. Braad Spitt


    [img]http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3298/barbrady800x6009ky.jpg[/img]

    Don’t you people have FRIENDS, or what??

    If you have questions about this manual, please feel free to ask!

  93. Braad Spitt


    (of ben ik de enige die wel klaar is met die vriendloze accountbedelaars? Ik heb het idee dat er ergens een link staat op een amerikaanse site die denkt dat dit de plek is om een invite te regelen.)

  94. Nodog


    maybe y’all misheard.

    [b] [url=http://www.google.com/search?hl=nl&hs=ENH&client=opera&rls=nl&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=torrent+trackers&spell=1]no more invites here![/url][/b]

  95. Nodog


    LOL! ik loop weer eens achter de feiten aan.

  96. Goodie2Shoes


    och, als ik zin heb stuur ik er nog wel ‘s eentje naar deze of gene.
    maar ‘t loopt de laatste paar dagen wel de spuigaten uiten. Fuck ‘m! ;P

  97. Jesuispie


    Hi everyone, I have PLENTY of invites, and I’ll give them all away on this website. Don’t listen to all these other people!

    Here’s on to begin with: q3h4lvmjkgu3
    fill it out on Demonoid.com/registe...

  98. Jesuispie


    And whaddayaknow! Here’s another one!

    oif9t6jmb7

    ghehehe.

  99. Braad Spitt


    Jesuispie de ghakste!! :D

  100. Jesuispie


    Zo is het! Weg met het negativisme! Aardig zijn is de bom in 2008.

  101. gast!


    Invites zijn op, pie. you know though.

  102. Joid


    Laat ze er maar iets in return voor doen!

    [/For nothing goes the sun up]

  103. me


    can someone send me an invitation plz and thank you

  104. Goodie2Shoes


    ask Pie, for He is The Giver Of Invites.

  105. Nodog


    yeah… mail pie(@)ochblog(dot)com and you’ll surely get an invite!

  106. Zoute snor


    lz35mt7if
    3s18r27d
    1uhvqdtsl
    And stop whining.

  107. Jesuispie


    Get on your KNEES and BEG!!!!!

  108. tian


    hey can a have the invitation code for demonoid.com
    my e-mail is saiyan_14@hotmail.com
    thanks in advance

  109. tian


    108.

    hey can I have the invitation code for demonoid.com
    my e-mail is saiyan_14@hotmail.com
    thanks in advance

  110. Braian


    Can somebody please send me a Demonoid code also
    my e-mail is twister_braian@yahoo.com.br
    Thanks

  111. freek


    @Tian & Braian: they are on their way!

  112. Goodie2Shoes


    when easter and pinksteren fall on the same day!

  113. Maks


    OLO!
    (jij vervelende onafhankelijke reaguurder! : )

  114. Maks


    @freek dat was, je know though goodie.

  115. Rams


    Here you go

    [img]http://www.ocp.tudelft.nl/nieuwsbrief/Nummer18/uitnodiging%20afscheid%20Karpu.jpg[/img]

  116. Rams


    and another one
    [img]http://www.zvio.nl/ictevent/topics/ictevent/index/uitnodiging_ictevent.JPG[/img]

  117. Betsy


    i used to get plenty of mail for invites, most of them i have rewarded because their begging and pleading was so cute.

    However asking me to mail you in any forum is ignorant and plain rude, i mean what’s in it for me other than some hassle, fuck that.

    Let me be frank here right, if you really want an invite mail me, i’ll see what i can do betsybloos@gmail.com

    Anyone else still whining for an invite in this thread or any other, will be moderated by me and his/her request will be deleted !!!

    is that clear?

    so other than any normal comments, this is the last comment on demonoid invites.

  118. Zoute s.


    Hey, can I get a demonoid invite?

  119. freek


    oeioei!

  120. Betsy


    Don’t cheat zoute, you already got one.

  121. DavidFalling


    -edit-

    You are an idiot David that can’t read, now F**K OFF!

  122. *--*


    Yo David!

    GO SUCK DICKS!

  123. dunn


    hi there folks, i would really like an invite to demonoid if possible.

    Kind regards – daniel

  124. fluk3d


    hello there looking for a demonoid invite thanks a lot!
    fluk3d@gmail.com

  125. gk200017


    Could I please have an invite too?
    gk200017@yahoo.com

  126. Chris113


    If anybody is still checking this and has an extra code I would love you forever if you could give it to me. Thanks a bunch!
    chrismen@gmail.com

  127. Walshy


    HI!! i cud really do with a demonoid invite please i am desperate!! haha anyone???

  128. Walshy


    pllllllllleeeeeeeasssssssssseee!!!!

  129. can't you read?


    Betsy
    Apr 10th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
    i used to get plenty of mail for invites, most of them i have rewarded because their begging and pleading was so cute.

    However asking me to mail you in any forum is ignorant and plain rude, i mean what’s in it for me other than some hassle, fuck that.

    Let me be frank here right, if you really want an invite mail me, i’ll see what i can do betsybloos@gmail.com

    Anyone else still whining for an invite in this thread or any other, will be moderated by me and his/her request will be deleted !!!

    is that clear?

    so other than any normal comments, this is the last comment on demonoid invites.

  130. prhacek


    Please send me an invitation code for demonoid.com. Thank you.
    E-mail: franz.prhacek at gmx.net

  131. Anonymous


    pleaseee un invitation code my email is
    laminus_6@hotmail.com
    please please please please please pleaseeee

  132. vision 911


    please please please please i need invitation code
    send me invitation code please

    laminus_6@hotmail.com
    pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  133. gast!


    Nope. Whiner.

  134. vision 911


    gast please send me invitation code

  135. vision 911


    please my frind invitation code demonoid
    laminus_6@hotmail.com
    please

  136. 76


    [img]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3707/lutserfh2.jpg[/img]

    crybaby

  137. vision 911


    i need help pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    demonoid invitation code
    laminus_6@hotmail.com

    please send me invitation code by email please

  138. vision 911


    lol

  139. vision 911


    76 hihihihihi

  140. vision 911


    the superman begins

  141. 76


    [img]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3447/lutshoofdha9.jpg[/img]

    you asked for it..

  142. starsky


    frinds i see a good day

  143. starsky


    its realy big .
    he fack your sister alle in this web site

  144. starsky


    sisters facker

  145. starsky


    76 man of the year
    SISTERS FACKER IS 76

  146. starsky


  147. starsky


  148. starsky


    ITS 76 MAN IN THIS LINK SEE HIM
    img205.imageshack.us...
    img205.imageshack.us...

  149. night dream


    hello this web site is sensured

  150. @ ALL INVITE SEEKERS Please Read:


    This comment is a copy from an earlier comment in this thread and written by Ochblog’s one and only Betsy

    i used to get plenty of mail for invites, most of them i have rewarded because their begging and pleading was so cute.

    However asking me to mail you in any forum is ignorant and plain rude, i mean what’s in it for me other than some hassle, fuck that.

    Let me be frank here right, if you really want an invite mail me, i’ll see what i can do betsybloos@gmail.com

    Anyone else still whining for an invite in this thread or any other, will be moderated by me and his/her request will be deleted !!!

    is that clear?

    so other than any normal comments, this is the last comment on demonoid invites.

  151. night dream


    I’m a fucking knobhead

  152. Betsy


    you’re probably right

  153. syndakitz


    I’m too dumb to read and I need spam, plz mail to sirkillsomemore@gmail.com

  154. night dream


    Correction: I’m an incurable fucking knobhead

  155. HobbyBooB


    I can’t read, but I can be another annoyingly stupid asshole. Certainly that’s an achievement also?

  156. peter


    if anyone can give me a demonoid invite i’d be much obliged!!!

  157. sooth


    can i get an invitation code soothsayer@verizonmail.com

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  158. Betsy


    if you really want an invite mail me, i’ll see what i can do betsybloos@gmail.com

  159. Fernando


    hi, i need to download from demonoid, please somebody can send me a invitation please…

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  160. babis


    can i get an invitation code pleeeease babiss7@in.gr

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  161. wonkypants


    betsy please check your mail. thank you…..wonky x

  162. kinetic_bunny


    Please would someone send a demonoid.com invitation code to kinetic_bunny@hotmail.com ? My very sanity depends upon it. Must achieve internet nirvana….

  163. kinetic_bunny


    oh god…didn’t read betsy’s post. Sorry. I’m an idiot. Forget it, guess i’m screwed.

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  164. spyr0x


    can i get an invitation code

    pls

    fks_spy@yahoo.com.br

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  165. ljh130


    Could someone please email me a demonoid invite?

    ljh130@gmail.com

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  166. R3n3


    He got his DemonOID invite…

  167. rambohoho


    hi, can anyone kindly plz send me an invitation code? i’d great appreciate that! thousand times thank you!!!

  168. rambohoho


    my email is rambohoho@gmail.com :)

    [edit]Just post send your photo with “ochblog.com made my day!!!” and we’ll think about it…[/edit]

  169. R3n3


    if you really want an invite mail me, i’ll see what i can do betsybloos@gmail.com

  170. mahesz


    Plzzzzzzzzzz can anybody send me an demonoid invitation code to my id mahes_k1@yahoo.com

  171. mamaon


    Please could someone send me an demonid invitation?
    borisdl@wanadoo.fr

  172. Reuter


    I need your help!I need a demonoid invitation code!Could you send the code to

    teute@nwn.de

    please!

  173. AlienMind


    To be ORIGINAL: can anybody send me a demonoid invitation code??? I’ll be your friend for ever…
    Thank you and happy new year ;-)

  174. AlienMind


    I almost forgot! My email address is recyclerbin (at) gmail (dot) com

    … it doesn’t mean that I would trash the invitation ;-)
    :D

  175. farquaad


    I’ve got a code for ya. But i’m not going to send it to you. Come back for it. Before someone else does.

    bxthttrbth8r

  176. fuckface86


    hello,

    can someone send me a invitation code for demonoid. My e-Mail adress is cosanostraner@yahoo.de. Thanks

  177. Zoute snor


    Fuckface, I told you before, you should mail Betsy :arrow:

  178. farquaad


    did you even try the code above your own post?

  179. farquaad


    well, let’s make a deal. i got invites to spare, so if you read this post and the comments you’ll see something about “Ochblog.com made my day” photo’s. send me (farquaad@fucking-ochblog.com – without the fucking) a photo of yourself with a note containing “ochblog.com made my day” AND your username and the invite is yours.

    (a photo of your sister also wil do)

    but the important thing is, prove you are the person on the picture!

    good luck.

  180. fuckface86


    yes i tried the code. it´s not valid. i have send my photo to your e-mail adress. Please send me a code…

  181. onebelow0


    Please send me an invitation code to john at wonderlanddjs dot com…

    thanks!!!

  182. farquaad


    Read the fucking post! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]original[/url][/b]! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]content[/url][/b] for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:

    [img]http://i7.tinypic.com/2142mus.jpg[/img]

  183. kpkriminal


    I need some spanking, anyone?

  184. Maks


    If you will ff bucken, dan I will call Betsy kpkriminal.

  185. zlija


    Please could someone send me an demonid invitation
    zlija@abv.bg

  186. gast!


    Hi Zlija.

    You must be very deaf, dumb and blind.

    Read the fucking post! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit original! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some content for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:
    [img]http://i7.tinypic.com/2142mus.jpg[/img]

  187. ape


    ROTFLOL! wie is er verantwoordeijk voor
    [img]http://i7.tinypic.com/2142mus.jpg[/img]

    meesterlijk!! :) )))

  188. zlija


    blind

  189. farquaad


    Plagiaat!!

  190. farquaad


    But seriously, it really is possible to get an invite from us. All [url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]these people got theirs[/url].

    Be creative. Surprise us. Get your invite. Just do it.

  191. ape


    once again in braiile then:

    [img]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8215/braille1kn.gif[/img]

  192. ape


    braille that is

  193. gast!


    LOL

  194. macklove


    can sum1 send me a invitation my email is mackluv@hotmail.com will be greatly appreciated.

  195. Joid*


    sum1? sum1?

    CaNt Y0u, p4+HeT1c BL1nD L3E+sPE4K, Re4d +h3 Re$t opH +HIs topIC b4 U StAR+ To b39, J00 S1C @55 n0-fRIeNd.

  196. daveybohh


    Hi guys.
    Any chance of a demonoid invite please?
    Thanks
    daveybohh@hotmail.co.uk

  197. Joid*


    READ DAVEY, FOR SICK GODS FUKKING SAKE READ

  198. ikiro


    Demonoid is free to Goldmembers daveybohh, so there’s no need anymore for you to get an invite.

  199. tommie


    HEY there!!!!!!!!
    Does anyone has a demonoid invite code for me????
    I’m a musician, i have a lot of usefull stuff myself : some instruction-video’s, sheet music and a lot of instrumental cd’s
    my mail is : shakeyourhips@hotmail.com

    thanx anyway!!!!

    tommie

  200. dat329


    Hi everyone, I am on my knees begging for a registration code for demonoid invitation code. Please help me out, my email is dat329@yahoo.com thanks

  201. matrixori


    You will make a bored man very happy if some good person sends me an invitation code for demonoid.
    Thank you all

    matrix_ori@yahoo.com

  202. luiguy501


    Can anyone please send a demonoid invite to
    luiguy501@yahoo.com
    please. I would appreciate it kindly..

  203. luiguy501


    please can anyone be generous and send me a demonoid invitation code? please send it to luiguy501@yahoo.com

    Darth Towel

  204. luiguy501


    I forgot to post this lol. demonoid invite code pleaseeeeeee
    luiguy501@yahoo.com

  205. farquaad


    w00t! We have a winner. luiguy501 a.k.a. Towelhead sent us a picture.

    [url=http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=towelheadmv1.jpg][img=http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8316/towelheadmv1.th.jpg][/url]

  206. trantix


    Hi may I please have a demonoid invite sent to me thanks in advance stevenandcharles@hotmail.com

  207. joaozinho


  208. joaozinho


    Hi
    I’m deseperate to get buttfucked.
    Could you ?
    Thanks a lot
    portugaljoao@yahoo.com

  209. ikiro


    Exactly how deseperate joazinho?

  210. azzatkd1


    plzz can someone send me a invitation code for demonoid.com at azzatkd@hotmail.co.uk plzzz

  211. farquaad


    Ah well, copy/paste:

    Hi [s]Zlija[/s] azzatkd1.

    You must be very deaf, dumb and blind.

    Read the fucking post! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit original! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some content for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:
    [img]http://i7.tinypic.com/2142mus.jpg[/img]

  212. Eh-Nam


    Man everyone wants a demonoid.com password.
    Been trying to get one for a little while but will keep trying.

  213. sashabitner


    I realize that you guys probably still give out demonoid invites, but I’m going to at least try. I’ve attempted demonoid for the past 5 weeks but to no avail. Anyways, this is a great website and I don’t know how many hours I’ve spent browsing the site. I love you guys! Most importantly, DO YOU OCHBLOG?

  214. sashabitner


    Oh boo, my picture wasn’t inserted! mediamax.com/sashabi...

  215. sashabitner


    Okay, I’m really new to making posts. I don’t know how to edit a post. I tried to put my email in. sashabitner at gmail.com

  216. farquaad


    [s]Och, the forum is up again.[/s]

    Nice try Sasha, but no cigar. Check out [url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]this gallery[/url] for some inspiration.

  217. sashabitner


    Farquaad, I don’t know how to put image into message. But here’s my NuPastel attempt. mediamax.com/sashabi... mediamax.com/sashabi... and then my first one: mediamax.com/sashabi... Please can I get demonoid invite code? My email is sashabitner at gmail.com

  218. farquaad


    Damn! Was hoping for a hot chick named Sasha. Ah well.

    It’s pretty easy actually, [ img ] url of your picture [ /img ] (leave out the spaces). Like this:

    [img]http://download-v5.streamload.com/5121d799-f8ea-44b8-a9f0-819e8a491d08/sashabitner/Hosted/ochblog%2002.jpg[/img]

  219. farquaad


    To all the invite beggars,

    I’m done. That’s it. No more invites from me. And i guess i was the last of the Ochbloggers to give out invites anyway.

    Get ‘m elsewhere.

    Not that it matters, you probably won’t read this.

    Ah well…

  220. screw


    oh c’mon a lastone farquaad :/?

    pls

  221. sn3p


    have to try.. maybe it’s my lucky day!
    if someone has a spare Demonoid invite, please send me an email. tia!

    snap AT gambino DOT nl

    [img]http://www.snap2guide.nl/tmp/ochblog.com_made_my_day.jpg[/img]

  222. Zoute snor


    K, thx for the picture and enjoy your invite.

    [sub]I know, we said we wouldn’t give away invites, but we like to be totally random here…[/sub]

  223. ailtonr


    Hi,
    Please could someone send me an demonid invitation
    ailtonhd@gmail.com
    Thaks..

  224. ikiro


    Pretty please is not good enough ailtonr, as you can see from the post and comments above.

  225. Schiller


    I actually do not have a webcam, but hopefully this will also be OK:
    [ img ] bilder-hochladen.net... [ /img ]

    So if someone could send me an Demonoid invitation, this would be great! (Yes, I know, I’m rather late with my request.)
    mailto:informationen@gmx.org
    [ img ] bilder-hochladen.net... [ /img ]

  226. Schiller


    Upps, the links to the pictures do not work. So, once again:

    [img]http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/2787-2.jpg[/img]

    [img]http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/2787-1.jpg[/img]

  227. gast!


    You got mail @ Schiller

  228. Joid*


    But remember that you got lucky Schiller, because in general we only provide invitations when we see more of you instead of your hands.

    So to all of you fortuneseekers on Ochblog; we want to see you.
    Or a picture of your sister!

  229. Maks


    Yes, so hard is that toch not, stelletje fucking invite-beggars!
    Simply drop your pic with your sister (nekkid, preferably) and start hoping.

    (fuck, those beggars irritate like hell)

  230. igotnodukes


    igotnodukes@gmail.com
    [URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1303/dsc02986pf6.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

  231. sjfecher


  232. frannyc28


    /Users/frannyc28/Desktop/ochBlog.jpg

    pleeeeease?! :) frannyc28@gmail.com

    Thank you!

  233. frannyc28


    [ img ]www.franciscocervi.com/ochblog/ochBlog.jpg[ /img ]
    pleeeeease?! :) frannyc28@gmail.com

    Thank you!

  234. frannyc28


    [img]www.franciscocervi.com/ochblog/ochBlog.jpg[/img]
    pleeeeease?! :) frannyc28@gmail.com

    Thank you!

  235. frannyc28


    Sorry for the 1000 postings! PLEASE FORGIIIIVE ME… I’m new!!! Don’t hate me.

    [img]http://www.franciscocervi.com/ochblog/ochBlog.jpg[/img]
    pleeeeease?! :) frannyc28@gmail.com
    Thank you!

  236. ikiro


    Wow Franny! Is that really you with your little nephew on that picture? Can I have your telephone number?

    Pleeeease?! Pretty pretty pretty pleeeease?

  237. frannyc28


    Ikiro, I promise! If I get a nice person to get me an invitation code to Demonoid.com I WILL GIVE YOU MY NUMBER, MY ADDRESS AND ALSO MY NEPHEW IF YOU WANT HIM!! ;)

  238. J-One


    Oh damn Ikiro I thought you was treated for that mental disease, but still after the little boys?

  239. J-One


    LOL @ franny

    same thoughts :-)

    I feel a click right now!

  240. frannyc28


    GO FOR IT J-One! I also promise to donate my invitations codes to the people of OchBlog… kind of like a Pay it forward! ;)

    Thanks a lot!

  241. Goodie2Shoes


    I send you one, enjoy it.

  242. frannyc28


    GOODIE TO SHOES YOU ARE THE FUCKING BOMB!!!

    Thank you very much

    Ikiro: 001 212 444 4456

    it’s not my number but I bet my shrink can treat you regarding the CHILD FIXATION! LOL

    Best for all

    Frannyc

  243. Joid*


    LOL @ frannyc28

    Did you know we have a [url=http://www.ochblog.com/submit_post/]boldmember page[/url]?

    A new rule here is that you only get an invite if you write a post about the torrent you needed so much from demonoid. So which movie/cd/app made you come here and beg? Write a review about it and post it in [url=http://www.ochblog.com/submit_post/]the boldmember section[/url]!

  244. luvthissite


    Hey everyone!

    I will shower divine rays upon the person who selflessly gives me a demonoid invite code!!!! Tee hee not really but I’ll love them forever and they can know that they’ve done a good deed!!

    Joid said that we should explain what torrent we wanted and review it, so here it is!!!

    I’m looking for a torrent of “the Soul of Healing Meditations” cd by Deepak Chopra which I listened to (well….sampled…) for an hour at a Chapters bookstore. This cd was created for anyone who has ever asked a question about meditation. A beautiful heart opening combination of powerful meditations and soothing music that can change your life by invoking your body’s natural ability to heal itself. The Soul of Healing Meditations provide an effortless journey for the renewal of your Body, Mind and Spirit.

    Deepak is known for his amazing mind-body music and this cd is absolutely one of his best!

    Please be kind enough to send me an invite code. I really need this torrent; I have ulcerative colitis and am trying everything possible to heal my digestive tract. A friend suggested meditation and this would be a great starting point in my healing process. Thank you so much everyone for you help in my dilemma…!

  245. luvthissite


    Hey everyone!

    I will shower divine rays upon the person who selflessly gives me a demonoid invite code!!!! Tee hee not really but I’ll love them forever and they can know that they’ve done a good deed!!

    Joid said that we should explain what torrent we wanted and review it, so here it is!!!

    I’m looking for a torrent of “the Soul of Healing Meditations” cd by Deepak Chopra which I listened to (well….sampled…) for an hour at a Chapters bookstore. This cd was created for anyone who has ever asked a question about meditation. A beautiful heart opening combination of powerful meditations and soothing music that can change your life by invoking your body’s natural ability to heal itself. The Soul of Healing Meditations provide an effortless journey for the renewal of your Body, Mind and Spirit.

    Deepak is known for his amazing mind-body music and this cd is absolutely one of his best!

    Please be kind enough to send me an invite code. I really need this torrent; I have ulcerative colitis and am trying everything possible to heal my digestive tract. A friend suggested meditation and this would be a great starting point in my healing process. Thank you so much everyone for you help in my dilemma…!

    Here’s my e-mail address: desi4eva@gmail.com. Thanks again!

  246. gast!


    Sure, but we’ll need a picture of you holding a sign “Ochblog.com made my day”. Face shown, those are the rules.

    And by the way: anyone can register @ Demonoid once a month, in case you do not want to send a picture.

  247. luvthissite


    hey gast, I have a pic, but I don’t know how to post in in the blog :P :P. could you teach me how to put it in a reply?

    thanks

  248. gast!


    [ img] urlofpicture [/ img ]

    But without the spaces.

  249. luvthissite


    [img] x4d.xanga.com/dfc804... [/img]

    once again, here’s my email: desi4eva@gmail.com

    Thanks!!!!

  250. luvthissite


    [img]http://x4d.xanga.com/dfc8047554549111137304/b79130701.jpg[/img]

    once again, here’s my email: desi4eva@gmail.com

    Thanks!!!!

  251. Sifco


    LOL! luvthisshite is op zoek naar een cd van Ad Visser.

  252. gast!


    You got mail.

  253. Sifco


    Je hebt ‘m toch wel vriendelijk verzocht -ondanks de foto- om op te bokken mag ik hopen?

  254. J-One


    Mag ik toch nogmaals zeggen: Franny for Kolonist!

  255. kwrn


    Please, I need one invitation code too: studio24@csc.jp
    Lot of thanx

  256. foreveridy


    I would appreciate very much if anyone could send a demonoid invitation code to t.spaulding11@yahoo.com i have been searching for a invitation code for weeks thanks

  257. Joid


    Are you kwrn & foreveridy both blind or extremely stupid?! Can you read english?! Can you understand english?! Do you ever read?! Or are you the kind of people that react first and thén start to think?!

    Tell me, i’m curious!

  258. kwrn


  259. kwrn


  260. kwrn


    Sorry…
    I am not so good at English & html.

  261. kwrn


    [img]http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6017/1234qc0.jpg[/img]

  262. gast!


    [i]i have been searching for a invitation code for weeks thanks[/i]

    Bullcrap. Registration @ Demonoid.com was open (without registration code) for four days in week 10.

  263. princess


    I feel left out. Chick geek without demonoid registration. :(

  264. lucky839


    If someone could plz email me with a demonoid invite code it would be greatly apreciated….thanks in advance

    lucky84982004@yahoo.com

  265. squeakycheek1


    anybody got a demonoid invite they could spare for a good sharer of torrents been trying to get into demonoid since started torrenting a year ago doing my nut in as they look the best site for everything you could ever want

    please please please anybody
    i believe in sharing all knowledge that exists

    email
    squeakycheek@lycos.co.uk

  266. Joid


    Yeah, yeah, yeah squeakycheek1, lucky839 and princess

    And George Bush deserves a Nobel price for peace. Go f*ck yourself, or [url=http://www.ochblog.com/ochblog-torrent-guide/#comment-36205]read[/url] what this topic is about.

    *anyone send kwrn an invite?*

  267. shakaraka


    hey, i have been searching for demonoid invitation code forever, some 1 please be generous enough and send me the code at gr8_10@hotmail.com thank you!

  268. ikiro


    Generosity didn’t get George W. anywhere, so why should we?

  269. Joid


    Don’t you lie, you stupid [i]hey-,-i-have-been-searching-for-demonoid-invitation-code-forever [/i]lying fuck. You didn’t! You simply didn’t!!

    If you’d say “I always wanted to fuck my sister in her butt” or “My parents go each time only to church to find other swingers” then i would have believed you. But now not. Because you lied.

    And even if you would read now this topic and provide us what we ask (and, no, that aint much, so you could have got an invite), you don’t get an invite because you are a motherfucking liar!!

    And liars should burn! And i’m sure you know yourself where you should burn!

  270. farquaad


    [img]http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/2298/48332638yg2.jpg[/img]

  271. lucky839


    [img]http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/lucky83_9/33083493_107399902_0.jpg[/img]

    Hope you enjoy

  272. Joid


    You have mail lucky839

  273. jameson2007


    Hey it would be great if I could get a demoniod invite… I just found it and it looks fantastic.
    Thanks in advance…
    jackjenn at hotmail dot com

  274. Zoute snor


    It would be great if all of you demonoid beggars would RTFM, n00bs!

  275. Zoute snor


    Oh, and mr Jameson2007: begging for demonoid invites in our linkdump is only getting your ip banned, so don’t bother.

  276. jameson2007


    Here is my image… hopefully.

  277. Sifco


    That’s a nice image jameson.. maybe you should stop drinking scotch.. O, and kwrn, come back! I want to teach you english, HTML and other stuff!

  278. lucky839


    Thanks alot man…

  279. z100


    i also need a invitation code for Demonoid.com, can anyone give me one?
    email: lhtgunbound@hotmail.com
    >>>>>>>>>>LHTGUNBOUND@HOTMAIL.COM

    thank you

  280. gast!


    damn. rtfm z100

    you’re a leech, probably, anyway.

    rtfm. rtfm. rtfm.

  281. gast!


    I don’t know you, but FUCK you.

    Learn to read, moron

  282. z100


    oh well, FUCK YOU ALSO gast!

  283. ikiro


    It’s “fuck you too” z100. Haven’t you seen Austin Powers?

  284. Sifco


    RTFM!!!

    Artikel 13b voetnoot d:
    ‘no one is allowed to watch austin powers while begging for invites!’

  285. Joid


    We have your IP-address z100!! As soon as we are released from this mental institution we are going to hunt you down!!

  286. kwrn


    >Joid
    No one sends me mail.
    I’m sad.
    studio24@csc.jp

  287. Zoute snor


    I’ll mail you.

  288. Joid


    @ kwrn

    I’m also sad

  289. kardox


    hi everyone ,
    could someone plz send me a invation code for demonoid .
    my email is kardox@home.nl
    thank you

  290. Sifco


    kardox rimes with morons, RTFM!

  291. kardox


    Mr Sifco the code is already used, can u or SOMEONE plZ send me the invation code of demonoid to my email, KARDOX@HOME.NL

  292. Maks


    Hehe, hij zei Mr tegen mij…

    /Sifco

  293. Joid


    Kardox,

    Try this code: STFUn00b

  294. vertu


    plz who can send me a invite plz set the code not in this forus plz mail me on:
    ricardo_heijden@hotmail.com

    PLZ PLZ PLZ mail me back withe a code TNX TNX

  295. ape


    @ vertu, if you’d taken the efford to RTFM you’d already known you have to place a homemade vid of you masturbating while holding a burning easter candle with your [edet] on ochtube first.

  296. Joid


    Do you come from the Hollands Ricardo?!

  297. ape


    Eindhoven of all places… lot of losers there lately

  298. vertu


    yea im comming form holland :P plz mail a code

  299. Goodie2Shoes


    WARNING!!!

    the next person who begs for an invite without a decent picture will get a VIRUS in their mail.

  300. vertu


    lol.
    plz ik kom uit nederland en ik wil een invite mail me op ricardo_heijden@hotmail.com

    Bvd. Ricardo van der Heijden :P

  301. vertu


    en ik kom uit eindhoven :P

  302. Joid


    En Ricardo, wie is Bianca?

    [img]http://www.goudsite.nl/catalog/images/bianca.jpg[/img]

  303. alexus


    hi,

    please could someone invite me to demoniod thanks

    alexus.machine@gmail.com

    also dont know how to send a picture online

    cheers

  304. 76


    Last!

  305. freek


    Allerlast!

  306. Ad Hominem


    Is hier dat :P -virus nou ook al uitgebroken?

    Goedver! HOU DAAR EENS MEE OP ONTZETTENDE LUTSLUL!

  307. farquaad


    Copy-fuckin’-paste again:

    Read the fucking thread! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]original[/url][/b]! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]content[/url][/b] for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:

    [img]http://i7.tinypic.com/2142mus.jpg[/img]

    [quote]Newspost – Apr/06/2007
    Open registrations

    We’ve just closed the registrations after a 72 hour open registration period

    Welcome to all the new members![/quote]

    So while you guys (and gals) were whining about getting invites, all you had to do was go to Demonoid.com and register yourselves. Fuckers.

  308. Sifco


    Only the ‘let’s be original part’ should be updated farquaad, since the beggers don’t read we should raise the stakes.

    I say: SISTER!! NAKED!!

  309. farquaad


    Copy-fuckin’-paste-’n-edit again:

    Read the fucking thread! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]original show us your sister[/url][/b]! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]content[/url][/b] for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:

    [img]http://i14.tinypic.com/441b9qg.jpg[/img]

    [quote]Newspost – Apr/06/2007
    Open registrations

    We’ve just closed the registrations after a 72 hour open registration period

    Welcome to all the new members![/quote]

    So while you guys (and gals) were whining about getting invites, all you had to do was go to Demonoid.com and register yourselves. Fuckers.

  310. Joid


    :goatse:

  311. smiling35


    hi, i need to download from demonoid, please somebody can send me a invitation INVITATION CODE please…MY EMAIL: ngocsmiling@yahoo.com

  312. macaio


    Hi there, can somebody send me a INVITATION CODE for Demoniod . My e-mail: wjanzer@goodmails.de
    Thanks a lot and blessings

  313. gast!


    Nope, sorry, but can’t help. w00t luck damit!

  314. gast!


    And many thanks for your kind blessings, of course.

  315. farquaad


    1. Google “demonoid invites”
    2. click first hit
    3. scroll down to reply-window, but be careful, don’t read anything on your way to the bottom
    4. whine for an invite
    5. leave

    fuckers…

  316. Zoute snor


    Is dat zo, van dat niets lezen?

    Here’s an free invititation code: qkck32oq1

  317. Zoute snor


    Nu maar afwachten.

  318. farquaad


    heb ik ook al eens gedaan. ze komen iig niet terug om nog eens te lezen wat wij ervan denken. en het probleem van Demonoid, je hebt geen idee wie die invite krijgt (welke username ze aannemen dus). bij gmail krijg je nog een bevestiging.

  319. Zoute snor


    So, I didn’t even get a thank you, no more invites from me.

  320. Joid


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    Misschien dat Google Bot ons nu wel bovenaan zet?

  321. bigfatblob


    Hey, I really need an invitation code for demonoid.com PLEASE, please pleae send me one to
    aya-georgia@hotmail.com, Thanks xx

  322. licurici_pogonici


    Hi , my name is Mihai and I live in Romanian
    Please i need an invite code for Demonoid, i a good seedman and i can upload many torrent, especially with Romanian traditional music and documentarys. If you can send me an invite , pls send by email only.

    mihaidavidi@gmail.com

    thx

  323. Sifco


    i a good seedman? 2 much info, all we need is a picture of your sister naked.. we do de seeding. RTFM! means: READ THE FUCKING MANUAL!!

  324. Christovthegreat


    Heya guys.

    Mind if I have an invitation code for Demonoid? I seed a majority of the time, although I don’t post any torrents myself (nothing of any interest really), I’d really appreciate if somebody could give me a code.

    Cheers.

    ~Christov

  325. vilmer


    R U a good seedman Christov? What’s your seedcount?

  326. Christovthegreat


    Ehh… Not sure about my seedcount, it doesn’t really reflect me much as a seeder, since my roomie uses torrents too and we share a computer (that asshat never seeds).

  327. Sifco


    RTFM!!

  328. Sifco


    or the disclaimer!:’Sukkels zonder relativeringsvermogen en/of humor enkel onder begeleiding toegang’ /vrij naar rc vroeger.

  329. farquaad


    And agian…

    Read the fucking thread! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]original show us your sister[/url][/b]! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some [b][url=http://www.ochblog.com/photobook/DemonOID/?template=woot]content[/url][/b] for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:

    [img]http://i14.tinypic.com/441b9qg.jpg[/img]

  330. Joid


    And in the meantime

    [img]http://www.ochblog.com/wp-images/smilies/icon_goatse.gif[/img]

  331. Christovthegreat


    Haven’t got a sister. Will a picture of a cat suffice?

  332. Sifco


    I’m in ur blog.. i’m a good seeder

  333. farquaad


    Try to be original at least. Don’t just ask for an invite.

    Help us help you.

    Orsomethinglikethat.

  334. Sifco


    And.. mind you, farquaad is still trying to be polite /still afraid of water.

  335. Christovthegreat


    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/thingythingyraidenthingy/DSC00369copy.png[/img]

    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/thingythingyraidenthingy/Untitled-1copy.png[/img]

    Here is my offering to you, holders of the fabled Demonoid codes.

    -edit: try the [ img ] and [ /img ] tags (without the spaces ofcourse)-

  336. Zoute snor


    You got mail ofzo

  337. Christovthegreat


    Thanks for the invite guys, much appreciated.

  338. Joid


    But as soon as you have a sister send us your pics of her!!

  339. Sifco


    Joid got a kaas of wobbling knees, ever since he stopped the moddeling bisniz

  340. raswok


    Hello,

    Anyone got any spare Demonoid invite codes to spare. Please email me. Cheers.

    -edit: no. and fuck you. if you want an invite, do something for it. start by reading the thread you just commented in. /farquaad-

  341. raswok


    OK, I dont have a sister but I have a photo of my mates sister and her friends all drunk in a bar (his sister is the one holding a bottle): image46.webshots.com...

    I hope it comes out OK (may need to change the html code). This is being hosted on my managers private web server so it may be slow.

    I hope this is good enough or otherwise let me knon what else you need.

    Thanks in advance.

  342. raswok


    Try this link (I am not good at html so apologies):

    biztec-solutions.com...

    Cheers.

  343. gast!


    Hi raswok. Nice pic.

    Please provide us also with your own pic, holding a sing that says “Ochblog.com made my day” (and your e-mail address), and you’re in.

    mailto: gast (at) ochblog (dot) com

  344. raswok


    Hey thanks for that gast!, I just sent you the pic but do let me know if its ok or there is anything else you need.

    This blog rocks!!!

  345. Sifco


    Don’t be a stranger! ;)

  346. raswok


    LOL, I will try and input as much as I can Sifco. Promise! oh btw my share ration on azureus is always above 2 and hope to maintain it.

  347. Joid


    As soon as you give us the myspace (or whatever) of that bottleholdingcutey you get your wish. I’m drunk now, so i’m very easy to persuade.

  348. raswok


    I dont really have a proper pic of her. Let me dig through my photo’s and see if I can find someone else.

    Whats the code for posting a pic as an image rather than a link.

    Thanks.

  349. farquaad


    Just use [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBCode]bbcode[/url]. To make a link for example: [ url=www.link.com ] text [ /url ] (but without the spaces). To post an image [ img ] http://www.image.com [ /img ] (again without the spaces).

  350. Sifco


    And don’t forget the Ha Tee Tee Pee Dubbele Punt Slash Slash protocol or legal steps are upon you!

  351. raswok


    OK, lets try it:

    Here is a pic of a bird in portugal I scored with (one night stand):

    [img]http://raswok.redirectme.net/jude.jpg[/img]

    This one should be good. She knows how to please a man.

  352. raswok


    Here is a pic of a famous peron who loves ochblog.com

    [img]http://raswok.redirectme.net/bush.jpg[/img]

    I hope thats enough.

  353. raswok


    LOL

  354. gast!


    LOL

    now cgive us a glance of the true raswok, and you can seed the b*tch outta Demonoid. :)

  355. raswok


    OK, I reveal myself (ugly shit):

    [img]http://raswok.redirectme.net/ochblog.jpg[/img]

  356. *--*


    w00t!

  357. raswok


    So am I worthy

  358. ape


    HOLYFOKKINGW0000000T!!! that’s pretty ugly shit indeed

  359. farquaad


    Invite is on the way.

  360. InvertedPantsMan


    LOL!

  361. Joid


    I’d think its for the better that you don’t have a sister!
    Enjoy Demonoid!

  362. 76


    LOL @ ape & joid!

  363. raswok


    Thanks for that. Now I can seed the b*tch outta Demonoid.

  364. badrobot


    Can someone please send me an invite at redshibuya@yahoo.com. Demonoid is the only place that gives me a good dose of foreign films. Much appreciated!

  365. Sifco


    FUCK OFF!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  366. vilmer


    What Sifco farts!

  367. *--*


    Torrentguide Update!

  368. MetalTaco


    I’m sorry to sound like a noob or anything along those lines, but if somebody could send me an invite to demonoid i’d be very grateful.

    e-mail: judgemastergabranth@hotmail.com

  369. MetalTaco


    And uhh…I don’t know what you need help with if anything. But let me know and I shall try.

  370. Maks


    Read the fucking thread Burrito.

  371. MetalTaco


    Nevermind. I should learn to read more closely I guess. Sorry for wasting your time.

  372. Maks


    Well, it’s allright, I’m doing nothing serious here anyway. Besides that I’m in a good mood.
    Check yo mail.

  373. MetalTaco


    Thanks a whole lot. I really mean that. Although it is kind of hard to tell when you mean something and when you don’t over the internet…heh. Anyways thanks again!

  374. *--*


    Fuck sake \
    Why do i even bother updating the torrentguide anylonger??

    BEGGARS OUT! DIE!

  375. wewill


    Please send me a invite to demonoid.

    Thanks already

  376. gast!


    hi wewill.

    Read the requirements. They’re obligatory (pic & message). Or use *–*’s update, no invites needed anymore.

    I mean: you didn’t even leave an e-mail address. you must be really stupid, so I will give you a chance. It is either the required picture, of you, holding a sign that reads “Ochblog.com made my day” or you choose the easy way out, and use the torrentfreak.com solution. Bye for now.

  377. bigg daddy laidback


    can i get a demonoid invite plz. it seems they never open up registration. hit me @ dsdorecords@yahoo.com. greatly appreciated. im a good seeder, a great ebayer and my mom says i’m special. thanks!

  378. bigg daddy laidback


    Check out litezone.com for good list of torrent sites.

  379. matothett


    could someone please send me a demonoid invite code to matothett@gmail.com. thanks in advance

  380. bigg daddy laidback


  381. dc2000


    hey guys, can someone share the demonoid.com invitation code…. pleazzz…
    lukkycharm1@hotmail.com

  382. mopper


    ROFLMAO :D

  383. info.abel


    could someone send me a demonoid invite code.

    At electronic.sales@home.nl

    Thanx..

  384. farquaad


    nee. lees. foto.

    godver.

  385. Vinnie


    @info.abel: read the damm text:

  386. info.abel


    [IMG]http://www.miabel.nl/Afbeeldingen/Ochblog1.jpg[/IMG]

  387. info.abel


    please consider my wishes.

    Thanx..

  388. farquaad


    Again and again and again

    Read the fucking thread! We don’t give out invites anymore. And if you really, really want one, then at least be a bit original show us your sister! Don’t just tell us to give you an invite and leave.

    Bottom line is, if you help us create some content for our beloved Ochblog, we might consider granting your wishes.

    So, once more:

  389. info.abel


    [img]http://www.miabel.nl/Afbeeldingen/jaja.jpg[/img]

    Greetzzz electronic.sales@home.nl

  390. *--*


    OLO!

  391. info.abel


    Thanx To People at Ochblog.com

    Greetzzz

  392. adamhodgson100


    Hi, could someone please send me a demonoid invite code to:

    adamhodgson100@hotmail.com

    Many thanks Adam

  393. Sifco


    adam…..

    RTFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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