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An Ode To Joid

*--* — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:12:44 +0000

RIP Patrice O’Neal

freek — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:20:33 +0000

Patrice O’Neal (41) overleden.

All I want for christmas…

gast! — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:20:45 +0000

Is Doutzen

(via @animalnewyork)

Awkward is the new HOYK

gast! — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:49:54 +0000

T00rp00l 2011: Les maillots

ikiro — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:37:10 +0000

So, at last the classement for the first time for the last time of the t00rp00l 2011. We present to you with great pleasure les maillots de tour carefully selected by our own middle-East expert Braad Spitt.

This year the maillot jaune is taken home by Cadel Evans, instigator of the CadelMageddon and best-of-the-rest.

The maillot a pois this year goes to mountain goat and fearsome attacker Sammy Sanchez who demonstrated that eating Spanish steaks all year around doesn’t necessarily mean a bad thing.

And the maillot vert is likely to go to cry-baby and fast man Cavendish who defied all the Krachtwerk by Belgian stronghold Gilbert.

For the 0chblog t00rp00l we have a classical end result and J-One can collect his bottle of Berentzen in EHV whenever he’s around. Thank you all.

Daar is de koffie…

freek — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:37:25 +0000

Richard Kern

knut bipspoeder — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:56:58 +0000

BONUS New York Underground Collection – Richard Kern – 1984-1993

Rebecca Sugar

knut bipspoeder — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:12:19 +0000

OMGWTFSELMADIRNDL!!1!ONE!!

Joid — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:32:48 +0000

Selma Hayek dropped hershelves by at Germany’s all time favorite show “Wetten Das…”

Let us all enjoy quietly…

ps. Carla and Sylvie were also present, but who gives a fuck.

Unexpectedly Funny Things

Sifco — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:53:45 +0000

to Do with Hamsters When You’re Bored

En vanaf nu nooit meer die lilleke kop op de fp!!

waar — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:20:14 +0000

mebelimebelimebeli

MILF inflation

Joid — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:38:52 +0000

After all the big problems that our earthclooth is suffering another one has faced the surface. Don’t think that you can still pick up easily a soccermum or cheap MILFje nearby any school at 15:00 hrs. The mothers have their price now, because they have taken themselves in the boat. A group of mums in the idyllic village of Serradilla del Arroyo are in big debts. With the best intentions they wanted to raise money.

…Its primary school has one classroom and one teacher who handles its seven pupils, spanning four grades, and ranging in age from 7 to 11. But it is so cramped, the village matrons came up with the idea of building a recreation centre for their kids.

And with the successful fund-raising from the mothers from The Calendar Girls in mind, they made a calendar themselves. But for some reason the selling didn’t fullfill the expectations…

Read the story here.

Kiki Foxy weklom!

Amazone — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:11:38 +0000

It has been all over the internets already, but also from here: congrats to the fresh parents with their tender baby kitten!

She’s the newest chick in town!

Risna.nl modern moddel prostitution

Joid — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:11:21 +0000

Last year I spend a lot of time enjoying myself by searching for moddels who where showing their caprioles online. All of them were on yacht to fame. And all of them knew that you have to start little. And that is how it hears. They all know that it is a question from given and teken. You show something and then a little later you take some back. But unfortunatly there are always the ones who want to have it all immediately. The greedy ones. The ones who don’t want to wait. The magnetrongeneration, who don’t know the art of cooking. They want to hear ping and get ping-ping. It are filthy sluts who sold their sole to the devil. And Risna.nl plays there handy on in. They offer those weak woman a professional free photoshoot, somewhere in a CenterParks huisje, and hold them a €250,- saucage in front of the nose. You can see a small amount of pictures of these whores and if you want to see more you have to pay Risna.nl, or you’re forwarded to the real slutshack Glossygirls.nl

How these lowlife bimbo’s look like? Well underothers like this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Oh, Risna.nl is also very helpfull with selecting the bitches; the whites are here, the blacks are here and the ones who are straightforward selfdeclared prostitutes (named Angels) are here.

thnx waar!

Danielle HOYKd nicely on lose

Joid — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:18:01 +0000

Tonight I was busy with some ChainFotoFuck and for some unforclearbare reason I had to place a moddel from our good ol’ Rob in the foto. Ask me not why. It was stronger than me. I had to use her. And as soon as I was on Robs site I had to look for HOYKs. Also here counts that I have no ancle idea why. And then i found Danielle… She was the first one where I clicked up. And weather up new I had no idea why. But I think it had so must be.

I’m there sure from, that you will enjoy Danielle just as much as I did, when you look at this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this HOYK picture. Ordinairy, because its nice too look at.

zOMG!

ThE_ED — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:33:45 +0000

Lounge Lizard

No rights! Fapping with one arm.

Joid — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 21:41:41 +0000

Offwalking week I ~~was~~ am very angry at the local dutch kutsupermarkts who are selling already peppernuts, tough-tough and other Sinterklaas articles in their shop. Which is ridiculous because it still takes more then 70 days before it is little-grabs-evening. And I found out that I’m not the only one who finds that this is not ok. HFTW and moddel Debbie, of course one of my 149 Hyves friends, finds that too. And she is not somaar a friend! Debbie is famous because she has been showing off with her handicap trying to win a beautycontest on television. She’s spreading the rumour now that she is in negotiations for pictures in a Dutch mens magazin. She will keep us on the heights!

Who was in her?!

Joid — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:58:57 +0000

Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina (youknowthough from that strong and clear consistant answer) got the opportunity to answer again. And she could!

So when she wasn’t in her body; who was?
Oh and stop making fun of her! She does it herself!

Dujo Roef en Marian stuk!

vilmer — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:16:05 +0000

Zojuist bereikte mij het trieste bericht dat het Oost-Groninger dujo Roef en Marian naar goed Volendams voorbeeld het bijltje erbij neergooit.

Het succesverhaal van het illustere dujo mag bekend zijn; nadat ze de voltallige jury van talentenshow ‘de x-factor’ verbijsterd hadden achtergelaten en een succesvolle act in de lachbandshow van trekpop Jensen waren ze welgeziene gasten in uitverkochte winkelcentra en voetbalstadions, van Gulpen tot Delfzijl.

Naar nu blijkt is juist dit succes tevens de ondergang geworden van dit immens populaire zangdujo: zoals zo vaak was de verdeling van de inkomsten, met ongetwijfeld minstens 6 nullen achter de komma, het breekpunt. De geruchten als zou een te goed bevallen partnerruilsessie met het dujo Lucas en Gea de oorzaak zijn van deze onverwachte gebeurtenis, wordt door beiden met klem ontkend.

De datum voor het afscheidsconcert is nog niet bekend, tevens spreken de geruchten over eventuele solocarrieres elkaar tegen. Het landschap van Nederland Muziekland zal nooit meer hetzelfde zijn. Eerst wordt ik via de bsc gewaar dat BZN niet meer is, nu dit. Straks wordt nog bekend dat Jovink en de Voederbietels er na dit jaar mee stoppen.
In dat geval gooi ik mezelf van het Hilton.

How many times can joe spel britnay spears wrong.

vilmer — Sun, 27 May 2007 14:26:17 +0000

Count them self

Hot Live Girls Audition

Joid — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 21:21:30 +0000

While those lutsers at that other blog are confronted with fake wannabee pr0n, the Original Fappers know where to get the real deal. Exactly! Here on Ochblog!

Oh and Reet, there is of course only one Wendy.

Everybody Fap Now!

Joid — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:20:17 +0000

Of course there are DJ’s in all sorts and measures. I don’t have to tell you that. But whoever entered the clubs the later years could have encounterd the phenomenon of the female DJ. I’m not going to make any judgement about the musical capabilities of female DJ’s or even about the way how female DJ’s try to hide that. I’m just giving here an overview about what the vinylbabes have to offer here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Luckly there are also DJ’s who don’t fall for these things, although asking for a HOYK could bring in a doubt.

Who is your favorite female DJ?

Dreams Do Come True

Joid — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:34:45 +0000

We know already here on ochblog that beauty is unfortunately not for everyone. But when you are blessed with it, your almost obligated to show it ALL around. Of course as parents you stimulate your daughter as much as you can in her quest to obtain the highest possible. And if that means that you have to be her managing team. You’ll do it.

We are given these organs for a reason, so we have to use them…

More of Sunny Lane can be found here or, well, you know where and how…

The Glamour of Flight

Maks — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:32:43 +0000

Stewardesses in vintage aviation commercials.

Weird

gast! — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:35:05 +0000

Competition