Polly wants another cookie… So shoot the f*cking bird

Can you tell who’s a programming language inventor or a serial killer?
Hit me!

Most of you boys and girls have grown up with the story about Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs.. But what mommy and daddy didn’t tell you was the following…

No need to say that this one is ‘NSFW’ and 18+ and whatever other rating….
 
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Damn grandma !

Curveball    Hang-a-roo

Sorry boys and girls, I’m a bit lazy right now… Review this one by yourself and put it in the comments..

update: download here

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“La Fille de la Mort” begins this album so perfectly that it becomes immediately clear how much more striking the already powerful band had become; beginning with a simple boulevardier elody and lyric (even though, as the title indicates, it’s about the daughter of Death!), it slowly but relentlessly builds over the course of eight minutes, suddenly bursting into a beautiful orchestral sample loop that is then staggered and distorted, punctuated by sharp drums and finally concluding with guitar pulses on top of that.

It’s a stunning, unique way to start, and the album easily lives up to that opening promise. Continue reading ‘Young Gods – L’ Eau Rouge-Red Water’

Well everybody knows Switzerland for it’s watches, so it’s logic that a Schwiss band chooses a time measuring device as it’s name (wiki). More Grains Of Sand is Clepsydra’s second full-length album. A nice neo-progressive experience, in sound somewhat like Marillion, Pendragon and Eloy especially the keyboard play and the bass lines seem inspired.

The major element that defines Clepsydra’s music are the keyboardsounds with very atmospheric undertones and great soloing really carry the music.

Some songs I enjoy from this album: Fly Man: A pop rock song, with strong hooks, fine singing and beautiful keyboard runs Moonshine On Heights: A great melodic guitar solo, great keyboard soloing and a good mix of slow and fast parts. Grain Dance: A guitar solo beginning, sounding like a cross between Steve Hillage, and Mike Oldfield, nice.

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Greatest Hits     | part 1 | part 2

Lenny Kravitz’s greatest gift is that he’s a master synthesist, pulling together different sounds and styles from eras past to create a sound that isn’t necessarily blazingly original, but fresh due to his craft and sheer mastery of the studio. Since he was an unabashed classicist, his records often suffered the brunt of nasty criticism, but they were often very good, particularly early in his career before he indulged in the mannerisms of guitar-blasting stadium rock. Even if Circus and 5 were sunk by their own bloat, they still had good singles, as did those early albums, so the 2000 collection Greatest Hits is a terrific encapsulation of Kravitz at the peak of his talents. Continue reading ‘Lenny Kravitz’

Lock ‘N Load (November 18, 1997) [comedy]

No Cure for Cancer captured Denis Leary the phenomenon but Lock ‘N Load captures Denis Leary the comedian and it’s a record that captures him at his best. Leary’s relentless rants may seem like a gimmick to undiscerning ears, but they tend to obscure a viciously clever satirical wit. Few comedians in the ’90s have been as political or accurate as Leary — in fact, his set pieces often seem more like bitterly funny social comedy than routines. Throughout Lock ‘N Load, he takes on targets, ranging from the Catholic Church and politicians to microbrews and Hanson, and mercilessly tears them down with his sharp, profane wit. It’s an excellent display of his powers.
It’s ripped in an outstanding quality: 320kbps

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Consequences of sex

No Cure for Cancer (January 1, 1993) [comedy]

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Comedian and actor Denis Leary released his first standup comedy album No Cure for Cancer in 1993. The chain-smoking, explosive Leary first gained notoriety with MTV commercials. About 35 minutes of standup are sandwiched between four novelty songs. The best one, “Asshole,” is a funny diatribe set to acoustic rhythm guitar, and was ‘translated’ a few years ago in dutch by radiohost Dolf Jansen. It achieved some success in a censored form, which robbed it of impact. Leary’s barbed tongue tackles topics like drugs, smoking, meat, rock stars, death, and combinations thereof. Parts of the standup monologue don’t work, and occasionally the deadly silence of the audience proves it. He starts rolling when he talks about sex, drugs, and music as they related to 1970s culture. Continue reading ‘Denis Leary’

When you say Boss Hog not many people think it’s a band.. Most of you kids still think it’s that annoying midget from The Dukes Of Hazard..

Well download, listen and give your own review in the comments..

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Well, I was a bit disappointed by this disc. I was expecting a whole album of power-ballads similar to “Wherever You Will Go,” and got a disc that, as a whole, just isn’t as interesting as that hit single. Frankly, it’s bit boring. Not that it’s just dreadful or a waste of money; if you’re looking for something mellow to relax to, this is the record for you. Because nothing on this album is going to get your attention too much. Should you buy this record? I’m not saying yes or no… but if you do buy it, buy it used, and save some money. Key Tracks: Wherever you will go, Adrienne, and Could It be Any Harder.

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If you still think that junk e-mail is just a nuisance but not really dangerous, think again. Here’s a 20-minute movie that shows you how it can ruin your entire life (40 MB, .mov alert and a pretty black sense of humour should be required)

For some it’s a retro-post, for other like me it’s a new one… It’s on the net for a while but probably no one cared to mention it to me..

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The members of dEUS named their band after God, which takes no small amount of chutzpah. It also sets the bar kind of high. I imagine that if God made music it’d be pretty special, maybe the kind of thing that would physically blow your mind out your ear or herald the Earth’s final destruction. Think about how disappointing it would be if God was on the bill and you got a milquetoast singer-songwriter or boring lap-pop.

dEUS’ music isn’t godly, but in the second half of the 90s they released three very good albums that weren’t easily pigeonholed. The first two in particular hop from genre to genre, while 1999’s The Ideal Crash took all their manic eccentricity and channeled it into a slightly more accessible package. Six years later, Pocket Revolution continues that evolution with a sharp, direct attack that undoubtedly has more commercial potential than anything they’ve released before. This comes at the expense of the messy charm that made their early music so enjoyably chaotic, but anyone who originally liked them for the Frank Zappa, Charles Mingus, Don Cherry, and Captain Beefheart affinities they once flew like a flag won’t be totally disappointed, as their music still has those elements. They’re just packaged more subtly.

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After posting last weeks Duke Jupiter, Double Album it’s now time to let you listen to this one, called White Knuckle Ride…

Duke Jupiter’s 6th album was the first album on Morocco Records (Motown’s short-lived attempt to develop a rock and roll label). This album got back to the Classy Rock/R&B format and had great FM radio success, two songs on MTV, and an appearance on TV’s Solid Gold

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Why are people so surprised when movie stars release albums? It seems obvious that a) someone with a creative brain will find a variety of outlets, and b) the coked-up egomaniacs who populate Hollywood have enough misguided ambition and yes-men lackeys to actually believe their musical musings should be cast upon the world.

Mind you, Juliette Lewis is hardly Anita Dobson. Star of such soiled romances as ‘Natural Born Killers’, she has enough grit and charisma to pull off this, her debut punk album, with conviction. That’s ‘punk’ at its loosest, mind, ‘cos ‘You’re Speaking My Language’ has been glossed up to the max, taking a Stooges starting point and spreading ballads all over it like shiny jam.
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One of the southern underground’s best-kept secrets injects a new level of soul by giving The
Black Album some blue notes.

Staying true to the Blueprint formula Kno puts a more appropriate melancholy to tracks like “Moment of
Clarity” and “My First Song” with clever uses of lilting piano and haunting vocal samples. His ethereal “December 4th” is a better pairing for Jay-Z’s autobiography than the overdramatic crescendos of the original. He makes the originally putrid ” Justify My Thug” a pleasant listening experience by allowing Jay-Z’s introspective verses to breathe and redoing the hook. Plus Kno re-sequences the project to give it a more seamless song order.

Conclusion: When Jay-Z inevitably comes out of retirement he should definitely give Kno a call.

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After posting the 50th anniversary of the muppets last week, goodie asked for a number that was placed on this album.. Something about a sad green thing I think..

It’s huge and contains 27 tracks and is called: The Muppet Show: Music, Mayhem and More! The 25th Anniversary Collection

and kids, be carefull out there..

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Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Collection

Rock 2001

CD is ripped in a very nice 400+ kbps quality, so the download can take a while.. it should be just over 116 megabytes.. But worth it of course..

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Robert Randolph & the Family Band is a multicultural American funk band. Frontman Robert Randolph was trained as a pedal steel guitarist in the Church of God in Christ, and makes prominent use of the instrument in the band’s music. The group’s sound is inspired by successful 1970s funk bands such as Earth, Wind & Fire and Sly & the Family Stone, another multicultural band comprised of former members of the Church of God in Christ. Randolph himself also has stated that his main influence as a guitarist is Stevie Ray Vaughan. The first Robert Randolph & the Family Band album is called Unclassified.

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With the release of Sweet Cheeks, their first album (1978), Duke started touring with national acts.

Some of the bands they toured with during their 13 year career included; ZZ Top, Stevie Ray Vaughan, David Bowie, Bob Seeger, Robert Palmer, BB King, Toto, Sea Level, Huey Lewis and the News, Reo Speedwagon, Foreigner, Blue Oyster Cult, The Charlie Daniels Band, The Outlaws, John Lee Hooker, and countless others

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This album is NOT something that should be gotten by a fan looking for a quick 4 minute single; nearly half the songs are more than 5 minutes. Hot House is meant to be savored, like a fine bottle of wine, not gulped like cheap beer.

Bruce Hornsby has come a long way since being a backing pianist for Sheena Easton’s touring band in 1983. One Hornsby fan, upon hearing this record, said that it was like his last release, Harbor Lights, but taken to the next level – where the musicians sound like they’re having fun, jamming and improvising as they go. I couldn’t agree more. Expect the critics to rave about Hot House – and deservedly so.

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