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Verkrijg nu één liedje, Dag 1 van Spinvis’ album Goochelaars & Geesten, gratis en voor niets via iTunes. iTunes is trouwens nu ook nog meer vernederlandscht, dus Rita en Geert: “Bedankt!!”

Get it while it lasts!

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w00t @ nummerbord

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Die zin is niet handy IMHO

little bit nsfw

ROLO @ GASSTATION

Continue reading ‘Och Island, only a million bottles away’

Polleke is a dutch book written by Guus Kuijer about an 11 year old girl, named Polleke, who lives in the great city. The book Polleke was a follow up from the 2001 childrenbooksweekgift “Ik ben Polleke, h00r!” In 2003 they made a movie about the book and the main character Polleke was played by Liv Stig. Little girls become older and Liv now also knows how to use Hyves! And she also knows how to upload pictures. And she has also pictures of her zus!

*hop*

And after that scrap her here

Ps. the right answer to the s-telling from the dag can be given in the comments

We @ Ochblog love stellingen and we all know that stellingen come in alle forms and mates. We are also always very interested in foto’s from je sus. So when these things come together, can we our luck not up. HFTW are this week Denise and Marscha Stelling. Two beautiful susters who are happy with their appearances. Denise is a very wide girl. But Marscha spanns the crown. Although I think she overdrives.
Please leave the Stellingsisters a scrap!

ONLINE SHOPPING IS NOT ENG!

ONLY NSFW

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from Edmonton

There are lutsers and lutsers and of course distributiecentrum- eigenaars. Rene doesn’t fall in one of these categories. On Hyves Rene is a popular boy with more then 370 friends! And René grosses in beautiful young Hyves women. Rene Van Zalk is very good in saying the right words towards woman, which verclears probably his success among them. In right Hyves tradition is Rene Van Zalk sharing a lot of things with us. So can we find out that Rene worships Jozef Rulof, he has a fascination for the Ka, we can have a view at his awesome workspace ánd we can have a view like if we were his workspace. Yeah Rene, you are one licked fellow! Give Rene Van Zalk, our truly HFTW, also a scrap!

w00t @ p00l!

Haives is grait for, Runing intoo somoene you haffen’t see For a while. A sekret lov you feldt for somdoby ,, tat Wanabee frend or,Even a bitsh vrom te paast!. Itturns out tath someon weal noow heer.from The Past alsohas her own hyve. And onlyall for the Facdt of her blog she diserves, the titel of HFTW.

Ifyou click Around youl
findt alsoo som ofher famili . Heff fun wit Biacna!

We don’t need to spend a modal year salary to have our own Ochblog refreshed after each comment.
We use this!

For extra freshness!

Offwalking week I was am very angry at the local dutch kutsupermarkts who are selling already peppernuts, tough-tough and other Sinterklaas articles in their shop. Which is ridiculous because it still takes more then 70 days before it is little-grabs-evening. And I found out that I’m not the only one who finds that this is not ok. HFTW and moddel Debbie, of course one of my 149 Hyves friends, finds that too. And she is not somaar a friend! Debbie is famous because she has been showing off with her handicap trying to win a beautycontest on television. She’s spreading the rumour now that she is in negotiations for pictures in a Dutch mens magazin. She will keep us on the heights!

Vandaag in de plaatselijke kutsupermarkt lagen de schappen vol met Sinterklaassnoepgoed. Sinterklazen van chocolade, marsepein, borstplaat, taai-taai, pepernoten, etc, etc.
Het duurt vandaag nog 78 (achtenzeventig!) dagen tot dat het 5 december is.

Dat is hetzelfde wanneer men al op 11 februari oranje artikelen gaat verkopen voor Koninginnedag, of op 9 oktober al kerstballen te koop gaat leggen, of een week later, 16 oktober, al oliebollen, rozijnen en frituurvet gaat promoten, óf dat de post ons al op 29 november al warm gaat lopen maken voor Valentijnsdag.

Plopperdeplop!

Continue reading ‘Fart in a duck!’

So, no rectumfication. But Stephan Meijerhof has it arranged that now in the actual text “Ochblog” is named…
So a day later SP!TS (and HFTW Stephan) thinks that they can put it in the dovepott by adding an extra sentence? Wrong. We call that mosturd after the mealtime. In our mission to World Domination we want to be named on SP!TS printed frontpage.
To be constructive as we always are, Ochblog actually found another new sc00p that SP!TS can directly use on their frontpage! Some usefull soundbites: “Stephan Meijerhof is a collector of pr0n links” (mirror) “Dutch weblogs are filled with porno” “The pod wizes the catle that it sees black” “Who the last laughs, laughs best” and of course “Little bean comes on his paycheck”.
So SP!TS, make a nice story around it. AND REMEMBER: WWW.OCHBLOG.COM!