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Selma Hayek dropped hershelves by at Germany’s all time favorite show “Wetten Das…”

Let us all enjoy quietly…

ps. Carla and Sylvie were also present, but who gives a fuck.

Pop is not dead! The kids who watch MTV still know what they want: BIRTNEY, BRITNYE, TRIBYNE!!

So Ritbyen was asked to open the VMA 2008 and she made this most hilariously funny sketch with some fat hairy guy who could be an average Ochmember. And after this it was WIN WIN WIN WIN for Ribteny.

And of course our beloved Ibrtyne had to give audience the concert they deserved. Now I couldn’t find the footage for that so thats why I leave you Tbirnye lovers with a RETRO clip I know you’ll love.

aandachtsh00r

After all the big problems that our earthclooth is suffering another one has faced the surface. Don’t think that you can still pick up easily a soccermum or cheap MILFje nearby any school at 15:00 hrs. The mothers have their price now, because they have taken themselves in the boat. A group of mums in the idyllic village of Serradilla del Arroyo are in big debts. With the best intentions they wanted to raise money.

…Its primary school has one classroom and one teacher who handles its seven pupils, spanning four grades, and ranging in age from 7 to 11. But it is so cramped, the village matrons came up with the idea of building a recreation centre for their kids.

And with the successful fund-raising from the mothers from The Calendar Girls in mind, they made a calendar themselves. But for some reason the selling didn’t fullfill the expectations…

Continue reading ‘MILF inflation’

In de vr00ge uurtjes des zondags van de zesde april 2008, werden een aantal internetsmenschen, die de zwaartekracht des oogleden trotseerden, door een gezamelijke factor der dumplink, aangetrokken tot het domein der trotsopnederland.com. Enen beweging, welke des donderdags enkelendaags hiervoor werd opgeroepen om op te staan, vormde zich om zich sterck te maeken voor een Nederland om Trots Op te zijn. Met verkrachte eenden werd het ene na het andere voorstel ter wiki geponeerd, met niet in de laatschte plaats het recht opeischende van onder andere den 14, den w00t! ende OLO! Maar oock gewichtigere vraagstukken als den NAVO, de Hollandsche Keuken, de Staatsschuld en de Geestelijk Gehandicapte medemens werden niet geschuwd, en voorzien van gedeegen, goedonderbouwde én realiseerbare oplosschingen.

Leescht voor en al verder…

Joid diskoffers new moddel 

ALLEEN VANDAAG! KOMPT DAT ZIEN!

/speurders alert
/v&d alert

plaatjes van kruistochten mag je in deze pots plempen na deze zin: Continue reading ‘Gratis een kruistocht in spijkerbr00k d00n?’

In geval van “leeching” wordt een bedrag ter grootte van de schade door overmatig dataverkeer in rekening gebracht.

Nou, geniet u maar eens mee van dit grote ongeluk!
/g00die

Continue reading ‘Leech Along!’

«w00t»

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The Beatles vs. The Stones, Aldi vs. Lidl, Nederland vs. Duitsland, Mickey vs. Donald, Mc Donalds vs. Burger King, Adi vs. Das, New York Times vs. Washington Post, etc.

According to the NYT you can draw the line further with the Democrat candiddates Obama & Clinton when you compare them to Apple & Microsoft.

On one thing, the experts seem to agree. The differences between hillaryclinton.com and barackobama.com can be summed up this way: Barack Obama is a Mac, and Hillary Clinton is a PC.

Continue reading ‘Obamac vs. Clindows’

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Last year I spend a lot of time enjoying myself by searching for moddels who where showing their caprioles online. All of them were on yacht to fame. And all of them knew that you have to start little. And that is how it hears. They all know that it is a question from given and teken. You show something and then a little later you take some back. But unfortunatly there are always the ones who want to have it all immediately. The greedy ones. The ones who don’t want to wait. The magnetrongeneration, who don’t know the art of cooking. They want to hear ping and get ping-ping. It are filthy sluts who sold their sole to the devil. And Risna.nl plays there handy on in. They offer those weak woman a professional free photoshoot, somewhere in a CenterParks huisje, and hold them a €250,- saucage in front of the nose. You can see a small amount of pictures of these whores and if you want to see more you have to pay Risna.nl, or you’re forwarded to the real slutshack Glossygirls.nl

How these lowlife bimbo’s look like? Well underothers like this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this. Oh, Risna.nl is also very helpfull with selecting the bitches; the whites are here, the blacks are here and the ones who are straightforward selfdeclared prostitutes (named Angels) are here.

thnx waar!

maar dan beter

Tonight I was busy with some ChainFotoFuck and for some unforclearbare reason I had to place a moddel from our good ol’ Rob in the foto. Ask me not why. It was stronger than me. I had to use her. And as soon as I was on Robs site I had to look for HOYKs. Also here counts that I have no ancle idea why. And then i found Danielle… She was the first one where I clicked up. And weather up new I had no idea why. But I think it had so must be.

I’m there sure from, that you will enjoy Danielle just as much as I did, when you look at this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this HOYK picture. Ordinairy, because its nice too look at.

hoi vlogje!

Eigen content eerst! /76 Continue reading ‘Banana Viral’

zijn band knapte niet…

Wiihii!

Ed, *–*, Sifco, Pie, and all the other pretty boys: read very carefully: Try your luck here! Because everybody deserves somebody to share the feastdays in december with. You don’t need to be alone! Or maybe you can switch your ugly bitch for a better one!

Happy hunting!