Kunoichi Ninpocho – Vagina Bubbles from Hell!

September 23rd, 2010 by Vinnie

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Kunoichi: Lady Ninjas

Director: Hitoshi Ozawa
Year: 1998
Production Company: Daiei
Running Time: 107 minutes

Perhaps if I borrowed Stephen Hawkins’s brain and had it transplanted in my cranium, I could have made better sense of this film. But that’s only perhaps. This frantic film moves so fast and explains so little that you soon give up on worrying about a meaningful plot and just enjoy it for its high gravity slapdash action, fantasy elements, nudity, campy imagery and of course female ninjas. Is anything in the world much more satisfying than female ninjas? Especially ones that have powers like the “Nipple Shock Wave” and the spread legged “Echo Power”. These are the kind of super powers I like to see my super heroes have. Apparently, this is part of a seven film straight to video movie series about female ninjas called “Kunoichi Ninpocho” that is based on a number of books. There doesn’t seem to be any characters that cross these films and from what I can gather they are all often dead by the end – so much for happy ninja endings. This one takes place fairly late in the series – so possibly but by no means definitely – if the earlier films had been seen this would have been easier to follow. But in truth it’s not worth worrying about – either you enjoy nonsensical fast moving action movies like this where you turn your brain down real low or you don’t – I generally do.

Full review here